Monday, April 5, 2010

040410 Die & Let Die

Unikeb - Lenggeng N9


040410 - Number 4 (sih) in some Chinese dialects sounds like the word "death,". Sum of 5 + 5, the number 10 represents the two opposite current directions of the conscience: involution & evolution.



Hence - 10 represents the first couple, the marriage: 1 = the man, 0 the egg fertilized by the 1.

The number ten is regarded as the most perfect of numbers, because it contains the Unit that did it all, and the zero, symbol of the matter and the Chaos, of which all came out; it then includes in its figure the created and the non-created, the beginning and the end, the power and the force, the life and the nothing. Regardless of the auspicious date, nothin gonna stop us from ridin.

With dark gray Nimbostratus clouds hovering over the palm trees in Broga, we really thought we were safe. The "Wet" looking cloudy layer associated with continuously falling rain made me go "Ah...the weather was gonna be kind". We're in for a BIG disappointment.



4 years back, we got caught in a massive find traffic jam and chaotic mess along Jalan Sungai Lalang - the road that leads to Sungai Tekala & Perez (Genting Peras). Blinking red tail lights & bumper to bumper crawl - it drizzled sporadically & soiled my spanking new jersey.

Beautiful shades

Last year Zharin SIDI's sole came off, endless punctures... Some unseen entities, I believe - were messin with our equipment.


my Hatu Raya, Azam, Syarul Hulk, me,
Mr Won, Rizal, Cikgu Hisham, Bokat & my twin.





Say hello, wave goodbye - Soft Cell


No tech problems this time but the nite before the ride, I was hallucinating without acid - I'm seeing things...hmmm... Ghost Whispering "oooooohhhhhh Jennifer....." that perked me up quite a bit.



Half way thru the ride, most of us nearly bonked. Our back felt heavy, legs felt weak. Feelin weary, we cut short the route & abandoned the Mendom Hill climb. Probably "someone" or "something" had hitched a ride on our bikes....eeeeeeeeeee....

Can you find Casper? Click pix for larger image.

That's what you get if you ride on Qing Ming or Tomb Sweeping Day. (Remembering the dead) All souls day? No, sounds similar but its different.

Once a year, during Qing Ming, the Chinese visit their family graves to tend to any underbrush and weeds that has grown out of hand around the cemetery. Weeds are pulled, dirt swept away and joss sticks, green bean biscuits (food), hell money, fruits, grub, flowers and Chinese tea as well as a paper box containing clothing are offered to the departed.
"Hell money" or "paper money" in the belief that the dead needs to spend money in their afterlife as well. Some would also shave off the skin of a pineapple and offered the fruit to the deceased with the hope that "Ong" (Prosperity) would come to the family and descendants. It is believed that the souls of the departed are allowed a grace period to leave the underworld and enter this worldly realm to accept offerings from their living relatives.

In ancient times, Qing Ming was a holiday celebrated with dancing & singing - no karaOK pliz. The ritual is akin to a picnic as relatives from far and wide gathered for this annual event and feasted on the offerings at the graveside but nowadays, many families prefer to take offerings home to eat. It has evolved into a time of quiet solitude to honour the departed. It is also a time for families to bond.

The concept of filial piety to one's ancestors is a very important concept in the Chinese culture. The Chinese believe that to be buried at one's hometown will mean that the spirit will rest well and in turn, bless the living family will continue to prosper through good harvests and more children from the ancestor's blessing. On the burial tablet or the ash holder, the hometown and birthplace is always inscribed in addition to the deceased name and date of birth and death, so that the spirit can find their way home.


Waking & walking the dead

Not so far away but just at a corner of the Malay Archipelago, the Toradja people of the mountains of Celebes island in Indonesia has the ability to walk the dead. If someone dies in Toradja, the deceased will be hypnotized so it will be able to walk back home o be present at his own funeral. Hence, will not trouble the living as the mountainous & isolated terrain makes transporting the corpse difficult. In Toradja, a person is not considered dead until this last ceremony and the soul is released to the heavens.
Even with the availability of good roads that connects the villages of Tana Toradja, the ability to bring the dead back to life has not been entirely forgotten, however. According to them, the spirit of a dead person must return to his village of origin. It is essential that he meet with his relatives, so that they can guide him on his journey into the after-life. If someone died beyond his/her village, without a strong magical power, it would be necessary to procure the services of a chaperone, to guide the dead person back to the village.
The corpse would walk stiffly, without expression - in a robotic manner. (Remember MJ doin the zombie Thriller dance?) It would fall down senseless, If anyone addresses the dead thing directly, stop short of it's journey. So, those accompanying the deceased on the macabre procession had to warn people they met on their path not to talk directly to the dead man. Sometimes, even now, the deceased is made to continue breathing and seems alive until all his relatives are gathered around him.

If you're a Malay bloke with that kind of super-duper-power, I'd say you're a Hantu Raya buddy.

Thats kind of far fetched eh? I heard similar stories from Borneo. Customary to the "Ulu" folks from the interior. After weeks of being buried, the dead would be called back to visit siblings or parents who long for them. A shaman (not like the one on a bus in Phuket) would summon this "Being". As they enter their former homes dressed in grave-clothes, remnants of mud & sand from the graveyard would been seen along the path - of the so called body who woke up & "Walked" to see their family...
To delay it, beads such as pearls or beans will be presented as play-things, but the corpse needs to get back to it's grave before sun-break.

Malaysian Muslims on the other hand, usually visit the graves of their dead in the wee hours of the first `Eid day or the evening before. "I must come here every year to remember my forefathers and recite some verses from the Qur'aan," Arief Zain, a young boy, said as he laid some flowers on the grave of his great grandmother in the Sg. Pinang cemetery. Read the story here.

During my teenage days, we would gather a group during the school break & go camping by the seaside for a week, at least (The luxury of Penang). Usually there would be a stream nearby, for us to survive. Incidentally right across the road lay a huge cemetery atop the hills, facing the sea - for good Feng Shui.
It was my turn to go get some TIT-bits & groceries for the night & with another friend when we stumbled upon droves of people leaving the cemetery after tending to the graves.

Where there are graves, there will be fruits I'd say. Why the trouble going all the way to "Tanjung"/town where you can get it for free here. Without fear, we just helped ourselves as if it's our grandfather’s farm.

Not knowing that we took the fruits from the deceased, they wallop the grub without much thought. (How to even think or even worry when almost of them were in a sorry state - drunk). One fella did ask us albeit being stoned “How come so fast ah, go & come back from town - you Lap/Rempit/Speed ah?”.
I just blurted "What you know?! You hantam 6 bottles of "Bulldog"/Stout - shattup la, why u sibuk - I go & buy susah-susah u lalok & sleep only..."

Either the spirits has got into them or they're simply out of their minds - After the feeding, they’re one big happy soul - blurry & free.
I was awoken by a huge commotion at the break of dawn. One of the boys stumbled across some pieces of red paper with Chinese characters stuck by the fruits remnants. My six senses told me to keep low & together with the other guy, slid away from the tent & hid behind some rocks, sniggering. We quickly sped off when the coast was truly clear & laughed hysterically at their folly.
Not until much-much later in the afternoon that we felt really safe, gathered our guts - to return & face the clan.

Why I don't fear the graveyard.

My primary school was located right in front of an Indian Cemetery whereas my secondary school was facing the biggest Chinese Cemetery in Penang. Jalan Batu Lanchang, any Penangnite would know. Being curious kids, we'd go see almost all the cremation & lowering of the casket ceremony. For a boy scout like me, Saturday is all about spending the mornings scavenging the hills. We would do a game like finding treasures (Similar to orienteering) & of all the places we'd do it, we'll go for the cemetery as it's vast, empty & no one would bother us, especially when we're in our scout's uniforms. A BIG passport for doing mischief or A license to be naughty!

We would use stick, twigs, stones & if we're lucky - bones of the dead as directional signs! Massages & clues would then be hidden within the gravestones cracks or around the graveyard. A compass will sometimes point at a certain degree to the late MR. so & so. He/She (The dead) would also be some help in determining the winner. Even though he/she is lying in state, their help is crucial!

I was there in Jalan Batu Lanchang - for 9 years since Std. 1.
La Salle School, yes La Salle what a sad case. The original school in Jalan Sekolah La Salle in Air Itam was in a bad shape. Cracks appeared & we had to abandon ship - abandon school I mean.
So...all the king's horses & the king's men, couldn't put Humpty together again. In this particular case - All the Governor's architects & the engineers fail to repair it ever again... Pity Humpty Dumpty.
For 9 years we had to endure afternoon school at the mercy of the original inmates. We would be tormented by the boys & girls. Harsh words like "So poor, can't even have own school/Tompang sekolah saya tak malu/Shame you, squatting in my school". There would be fights every other week with the rowdies from SRK Batu Lanchang & SMK Georgetown. "Hey you! Don't play-play ah, we're ruffians too" as we La Sallians would finger-point back.

I played the drums during my Xaverian days & made some dough accompanying hearses. We would play an extremely slow beat (Dead slow), a hymn or sacred song until the casket is secured on the hearse or when it's lowered into the grave. Remembered vividly being scolded & eyeballed for uplifting the tempo for "When the Saints Go Marching" song at the saddest-crucial point.
What do you expect? As a Xaverian drummer, every Monday during assembly we would drum-it-up (The song) to a rousing applause!


Caught in the act...

About time I watch the "Evil Dead" cult movie.

"Live & Let Die" means to live your life in lavish while the others struggle and die. This phrase is a spin off of the phrase "Live & Let Live" which means you live in peace and others may do the same with your blessings. "Die & Let Die" on the other hand, is the opposite of both...forever be dead or forever in death.

*SIDI - Cycling shoe brand, Latin - Starlike, A very good person in Arabic (Someone who is knowledable, talented, respected and looked up to).
*Orienteering - Sports that requires navigational skills using a map and compass to navigate from point to point in diverse and usually unfamiliar terrain. Participants are given a map, usually a specially prepared orienteering map, which they use to find control points. Originally a training exercise in land navigation for military officers, Orienteering has developed many variations. Among these, the oldest and the most popular is foot orienteering.
*Dough - Money/RM/Duit/Ongkos/Uang/Lui/$.
*Grub - Food.


Google route

Monday, March 29, 2010

270310 The Land of Make Believe

U gotta see to believe.
What's in store? More than you can chew...


7:30 am local time
With a smile that would melt the naughtiest boy and skin as soft as Thai silk, this petite like elf from heaven draped the garland of scented sea shells over me.


Beauty & the beast (Half Man Half Horse)
I was so hungry I could eat her (Literally). Tongue wagging...

The 45 minus bus ride from the landing strip to Phuket's main area made me drool for more.

Sino-Portuguese architecture dominates the narrow streets. Lines & lines of these old structures give a surreal feeling, as if you're thrown back in time into the early 1900. Influences can also be found in Melaka, Penang & Sarawak, straits settlement during the colonial era. Incidentally Peranakans, known as "Phuket Babas" in the local tongue, have family ties with the Peranakans of Malaysia.
There's also a large number of Muslims in Phuket, many are of Malay blood-lines, mainly descendants of the island's original sea-dwelling people. This is where the 7th generation of the famous legend from Pulau Langkawi, Malaysia was born.


Wan Aishah, pretty lass...

Indeed, Wan Aishah is the seventh generation descendent of Mahsuri which signified the end of the curse but also to those who knew the family heritage. For years, Wan Aishah has heard family members talking about the beautiful Mahsuri but she never paid much attention to the hushed conversations as she was interested in just having fun, like all young girls. But the past was not about to leave Aishah alone. About two years ago, officials from the Kedah Historical Society visited Kampung Kamala, Phuket to seek out the living relatives of Mahsuri. They made enquires and succeeded in locating the descendants. What they discovered left them a little awed. The legend of Mahsuri has not only intrigued Malaysians but also found a following in Thailand. In Phuket, Aishah's family is widely known as the 'White Blooded' family.
Why white blood? When Mahsuri was stabbed (As a result of a wild accusation that she committed adultery), white blood oozed from her wound as she bled to death!

"Although I have always heard stories about Mahsuri, I never knew that I played a key role in unlocking an old curse," said Wan Aishah. "For two years, the officers came to our home asking lots of questions to verify that we were direct descendants of Mahsuri. My grandfather, Wan Husin, told them numerous stories about our family and even showed them the Keris (dagger) and sword that was used to stab Mahsuri," said Aishah. "Although I believe that I am the seventh generation of Mahsuri, I find it hard to believe that with my birth, a curse that drove a once prosperous island to poverty, has been lifted," said the puzzled lass in Thai. But after making an official visit to Langkawi last year, the petite Aishah, who is often called a princess in her hometown, have no doubts about her own importance. Interestingly enough, in the 1980s - seven (7) generations later - Langkawi awoke from its slumber and has in the last decade has become a thriving tourism destination both for domestic as well as international travelers. That's another story...

Spectacular view - lousy seafood

The introduction of our tour guide was often interrupted by his unstoppable hyena like laughter resembling my granny, the shaman - going into a trance. No doubt Don is quite informative & well versed about the local customs, culture, historical and contemporary heritage interpretation - Speaking in Tinglish (A mix of Thai & English), It can be pretty amusing & ticklish trying to figure out what he's really talking about. He would break out into laughter at the slightest provocation. Yeah...Tinglish can be very Ticklish...

Phuket is divided into 3 districts (Amphoer), Mueang Phuket, Kathu & Thelang - which are further subdivided into 17 sub districts (Tambon) and 103 villages (Muban). We will then pass by the Amphoer Thelang (Amphoer - District), enter Amphoer Mhueang (Phuket Town) & it will lead straight to Amphoer Theraju (Phuket Beach). One of the most popular tourist areas on Phuket is Patong Beach on the central western coast, perhaps owing to the easy access to its wide and long beach. "There are many beaches as in bitches here..." & Don breaks into another laughing fit.

Transport matters, how you go about riding it - is your business.

Most of Phuket's nightlife and its cheap shopping is located in Patong, and the surrounding areas has become increasingly over-developed - blaming modernization as the cause. The actual culprits are, us humans. We encroach forest reserves, tear-up their virginity & plunder. Patong means "The forest filled with banana leaves" in Thai. When in the old days, before plastic came into picture, banana leaves was the only thing besides paper are used as wrappers.
Now Patong beach thrives with "Fruits form a different kind". As you'd see loads of lifeless bodies parading their tanned/sun-baked circular & semi-elongated imported produce, for free, by the beach. I was spoilt for choice.
Reminds me of the song by Brian Applegate which was composed by DEVO - 34C


34 C isn't good enough for me. I need to have, at least a D
Big ones, round ones, fat ones, too. Itty bitty teeny ones just won't do
Big ones, round ones, firm ones, too. I'd like to see the ones on you!

Phuket formerly known as Tha-Laang or Talang, or Junk Ceylon in Western sources, a distortion of the Malay Tanjung Salang, i.e. "Cape Salang") is one of the southern provinces (Changwat) of Thailand. Neighboring provinces are (from north clockwise) Phang Nga and Krabi, but as Phuket is an island there are no land boundaries.
The name Phuket (of which the ph sound is an aspirated p) is apparently derived from the word "Bukit" in Malay which means hill, as this is what the island appears like from a distance. The island is mostly mountainous with a mountain range in the west of the island from the north to the south.The mountains of Phuket form the southern end of the Phuket mountain range, which ranges for 440 km from the Kra Isthmus. The highest elevation of the island is Mai Thao Sip Song (Twelve Canes), at 529 m above sea level &it's the biggest island in Thailand, with an estimated total area of approximately 570 square kilometers. The region was formerly referred to as "Thelang," derived from the old Malay "Telong" which means "Cape." The northern district of the province, which was the location of the old capital, still uses this name.
Don had suggested that we all go for a "Soft-soft" program after breakfast. It got me thinking..."Soft-soft" program this early? You must be joking. 24/7 in Phuket? Whoa!!!

Oh...what he meant about "Soft-soft" was some light tour - mild shopping & sight seeing. We visited the biggest cashew nut factory & bought home bundles of T-shirts from another.


Panyee Island, the Muslim village on stilts.

Fresh produce from the sea, lunch in Panyee Island was so delicious , I was lucky to be seated in a table for eight. As four decided to go on a diet, I bloated my belly with crabs, squids grilled sea bass. Right after which we surveyed the caves via air-filled canoes.



Kuala Lumpur has the KL Tower and Thailand has Puget FantaSea. It’s packed with tourists, cameras are a required accessory, and there are an untold number of souvenir shops to spend money in. With building designs that are occasionally wacky, over-the-top costumes, and elephants milling about, Phuket FantaSea has all the subtlety of a mouthful of Thai chilies. But it can’t be avoided; everyone should go once.





The result is a stunning 140-acre theme complex, packed with a multitude of activities and entertainment with no shortage of ways to pass the time before the show starts: The magnificent Palace of the Elephants is a state-of-the-art theater with wonderful acoustics and seating 3,000 persons. Fronted by a glorious reconstruction of a Sukhothai-era stone palace, with intriguing elephant statues, the theater puts on a spell-binding show combining culture and illusion that is almost beyond belief.



“Fantasy of a Kingdom” Culture-Illusion ShowThe ultimate state-of-the-art, breath-taking Las Vegas-style theatrical show that inspires from Thailand's Myths, Mysteries and Magic.
The story isn’t easy to follow, and it doesn’t matter. Loud and funny moments interrupted by quiet, beautiful interludes do a great job conveying the emotion. The end result is a display that’s as dazzling as the sights outside the theatre. Young children, old children, and adult children all enjoy the show.
In the middle of the show, all off a sudden you'll have chickens, goats & pigeons crossing the stage. It’s not tough to believe elephants can become accomplished actors, but this show also employs goats, roosters, water buffalo, and doves in supporting roles.I mean, pigeons can be trained but chickens running across the stage is plain bizarre!!!


Superb archirtecture, trunk fountain & all.

No wonder it's billed as “The ultimate cultural theme park”. Tough for me to come up with a better description. Sets slides in & go. Flooring sinks to the abyss & reemerged as a beautiful flora & fauna. Ariel Avatar like creatures hung precariously above the skies, illuminated by fluorescent. So sexy it overwhelms your soul...
me & my twin pondering the future...or the past.

A carnival village with an assortment of choices. From t-shirts to beachwear to jewelery – Everything is big, bright, ornate, and made to impress. Be an elephant's mahout for a trip around the Songbird Luminarie. Head to Simian Adventure Center where you monkey around with Darwin's cousin, sorry he's an ape bcoz he believes so - I descended from the human race.



A sea-themed arcade full of games or hop on a carousel/merry go round till you vomit, the kids are sure to love. Or visit the photo studio and dress the family in traditional Thai costumes or cross-dress Tranny like. I know, some men have a penchant for knickers...



The Golden Kinnaree Buffet Restaurant is a perfect example of the park’s El-Grande. It cavernous hall seats 4,000 hungry souls. Amidst a mystical Himmaphan forest setting, there is also a Muslim buffet section where visitors can indulge in a sumptuous gluttony of Royal Thai dishes and delicacies.
Here mythical Kinnarees, half-bird and half-woman of legendary beauty, voluptuous and gracious, look after their guests like proverbial queens.

Sagittarius, the positive extrovert sign. This half man half horse of masculine that oozes sensuality (Pleasure). Vainness is him but don't be apprehensive. His honesty (Blunt), believe in justice, have boundless imagination, very open-minded, wit, intellect with flashes of intuition. He can be too generous but never tie him down as he despises captivity & enjoys freedom of movement & the outdoors.

Guys, can you tell the difference?
And ladies - wouldn't you just die for a figure like that?

Once upon a time if you wanted to see boys who pretend to be girls (so well that it's hard to tell they're boys - if they still are) then you had one choice: Simon Cabaret is probably the biggest "Tranny/Transgender/Transvestite" cabaret show on earth. This show features a spectacular musical floor show performed by the world famous "Transformers". I can't help but eyeball their over-inflated assets, with a glee.

As pretty as they are, they look molded from the same cast. A tray of soft buns/cup cakes sure looks alike.

However, in Thailand, I was made to believe: Due to the considerable tolerance of the culture, the theatrical performances of men dressed as women have always been accepted and a great number of males, who feel more natural as females, find a career as cabaret performers. Well not really... Armed with a pocket size point & shoot camera, like a seasoned pro journalist - interviewed 3 lady boys & all of them agreed that a lot of men somehow treat them differently.

Sauda, the lady-boy from Chiang Mai

Who are you to judge whatever their preferences are. We always talk about racism - racial segregation. What about sexual segregation? God made us different but you decide the path that you wanna follow - the choice is yours alone...

The lavish sets and brilliant costumes will amaze you. Performers lip-synch songs popular in countries around the world. Tina Turner clone who would then harass the audience. Listen-up! Make sure you're seated somewhere in between the other sea of people. If you're UNlucky she'll suffocate u with her pumpkins.

Snap a shot with them & give some tips or you'll be hounded till kingdom come. Some cheapskate had a taste of it that nite. All of a sudden, coarse voices of displeasure started to appear. Gone were the ever loving flying kisses & love calling.

Nail Island

Ko Tapu (Nail Island, also sometimes referred as Khao Tapu, nail hill) is an islet located in the Phang Nga Bay, Thailand. It's a steep rocky monolith, about 20 meters tall. This rock column lies approximately 200 meters offshore of the two-islet pair known as Ko Khao Phingkan (Hills resting on each other island). The islands are located within the Ao Phang Nga National Park.



Departing from Phuket Island, our long tail boats landed at nearby Ko Khao Phingkan. There where souvenir booths & you climb up the peak for a breathtaking aerial view of the neighboring islands. Ko Tapu has become a popular tourist attraction since it was featured in the James Bond movie The Man with the Golden Gun in 1974; for this reason, it is also often referred to as James Bond Island (the later 1997 James Bond film Tomorrow Never Dies also includes a scene in Phang Nga Bay, close to James Bond Island).
Come to think of it now I believe why the producers choose this particular island for the movie. The phallic looking rock formation of the island reflects the endless/never ending innuendo of James Bond.

For the last nite in Phuket, like owls, we roamed around aimlesslly in nearby Patong. It's loud, it's raunchy and it's utterly unforgettable. Free transvestite performances can be enjoyed in many of the open air bars. 4-5 beauties will squeeze atop small terrazzo tables. Oogle while you can, mouth wide open in awe, saliva dripping with shock but with a mixed feelings.
Unsure of how to react to the situation, as usual - this cool dude on a NatGeo coverage, I coyly (With a slight blush) took some vids of them gyrating to the heart pounding & blaring disco beat.
The prettiest "Angel" in white gazed at me, sunk an arrow thru my eyes, deep into my soul - Oh what a sight to behold...
The early morning tiger & tigress show was tops in the agenda. Located right smack in the middle of Bangla Road, we had to squeeze thru a maze of intoxicated looking men & women, merrily drowning themselves to the throbbing & ear splitting music yet again.
It was a let down. I thought they're going to tear apart, growl or gnaw or at least snarl at one another. All they did was purr, quiver & at the height of it, stiff muscles went into spasm & released an endless moan toward the end of the show. Naive me.

Bangla Road, no see any Bangladeshi here. Lotta Male-she. It should be renamed "She-Male Road".

Sin & follow the wrong path - you'll GET God's wrath!
No wonder Tsunami wiped some of them off in December 26, 2004.


Nikon compact L16, RM380 only lah
Innuendo = An incredibly pleasurable experience.

Oogle = To gaze in admiration.

THAI LOVE STORY
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great **x, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -
something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you like doing that?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."

Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?

Dead or Alive - **X Drive

French kisses a thing of the past
Were too young to die so we'd better live fast
The dying is easy the urge is so hard
If your looking for funking then get into my car
I'm a mercedes benz why dont you jump on in
I got a rear view mirror you can watch us in
The harder you drive the smoother i go
I got my engine running

**X drive it sees no gender or color
So lets get together and collide with each other
**X drive aw you know how it feels
Get out of my car and get under my wheels

**X drive(x4)
Hoi!
Ooooohhhhhaaaaaaaa...

Oh the suns coming down
The nights coming inI got a brain for business and a body for sin
So shoot like a rocket cuz my engine is hot
If you want whats forbidden baby thats what i got

Get under my wheels(x3
)

Depeche Mode - Jezebel

They call you Jezebel, Whenever we walk in
You're going straight to hell, For wanted acts of sin - they say,
and that I'll have to pay, But I need you just this way.

They call you Jezebel, For what you like to wear
You're morally unwell, They say you never care for me
But what the fail to see is that your games are the key

Open their eyes to the beauty
Open their hearts to the fun
Open their minds to the idea that you don't own someone

They call you Jezebel, Whenever men walk by
They say that they can tell, The longing in your eyes is realand how you really feel
But they can't see your appeal
Jezebel


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

210310 Labu, Underrated

Unikeb - Labu - LBJ - Kampong Jijan - Salak

Pumpkin was the order of the day.
We had cycled around this area numerous times & not know the significance of this place. Sad but most of us are rather blur about our own history. Go & ride by the N38 main road & you'll catch a glimpse of the huge pumpkin sculpture. The regular place where CIOCC's Clan cam-whores would stop for a snap.


me, Bokat, John John, Dr. Taufik, Rahman, Mr Won, Faris, Cikgu Hisyam,
Awie, Dr. Hassan & Bulat. my clone, Zharin, Wak Jali, & Baby.


Labu is a small town in Negeri Sembilan, Malaysia. The town is located between Seremban and Nilai. There is also a commuter train station that located here. How Labu Town got its name? I believe the kampong folks cultivated this plant in abundance when they first settled here.

During the Japanese occupation of Tanah Melayu, Labu became their headquarters as there were old railroads linking the peninsular from north to south. When they got tired of slashing & burning the crops to starve my forefathers, they resorted to chopping off the heads of locals. True? Due to KTMB double tracking works since 1995, most of these relics have disappeared.


Lyndon B. Johnson @ Labu bin Johnson

Former American President Lyndon B. Johnson once landed via a helicopter in Felda LBJ (1966), hence the name of the Felda settlement, Labu B. Johnson. The first and remains the only US President to ever visited Malaysia.
Excerpts of remarks upon Arriving at Subang Airport, Kuala Lumpur, October 30, 1966 “...I feel that I know you because Malaysia, like the United States, is a federation of States which were once colonies of Great Britain and because Malaysia is, like the United States, a nation of many diverse peoples, different religions, and different cultures..." Link here.


Butternut squash

Firstly, lemme explain to most of you out there who only know how to wallop this vege but wouldn't even know how the hell it looks like. Labu translated to English would be pumpkin or butternut squash. So Labu is a Pumpkin & vice versa. Scientifically a pumpkin is a gourd-like squash of the genus Cucurbita and the family Cucurbitaceae which is a creeper plant. They are typically orange or yellow and have many creases running from the stem to the bottom. Have a thick shell on the outside, with seeds and pulp on the inside.
Variations within the species are common. Locally you can also get butternut squash. This variety is very popular because it's so easy to use. It's small enough to serve a normal family without leftovers, and the rind is thin enough to peel off with a vegetable peeler. As an added bonus, the flavor is sweet, moist (Mmmm..) and pleasantly nutty. Eat too much you'll go loco...

The word pumpkin originates from the word "Pepon" (πέπων), which is Greek for “Large melon". I love a pair of solid looking ones. The French adapted this word to pompon, which the British changed to pumpion and later American colonists changed that to the word we use today, "pumpkin".

If you're thinking about Labu & Labi, it has got nothing to do with the pumpkin or the terrapin. The latter apparently is an aphrodisiac, deliciously made into a bowl of soup. Labu & Labi refers to a comedy directed by the late Tan Sri P. Ramlee, my kampong neighbor. Both of us migrated from Pulau Pinang but he made it big in Singapura. During the 11th century, Singapura was attacked by schools of swordfish because someone said a boy "Cried Wolf".

Ironically "John Labu" was the name given to M. Zain, P. Ramlee's partner in this classic movie.
The 1963 production is a story about Haji Bakhil, a miser with two servants, Labu - the cook, and Labi - the driver. The two of them have secret admiration for Haji Bakhil's beautiful daughter, Manisah. After a hard day's work, Labu and Labi started talking about their girlfriend not knowing that they both admire the same women. During bedtime, they lamented to each other about their life being poor and wondered what would happen if they were rich and famous. Labu pretended that he was a doctor, Tarzan, cowboy and Labi a magistrate judge...

As simple as it is, a pumpkin has carved its name in the Guinness Book of World Records.The largest & heaviest record breaking pumpkin weighs a whooping 1,725-pound (782 kilograms)!!! If I got my face in-between those, I'll suffocate & die with pleasure.


Jack O Lanters for Halloween

Carving pumpkins (Jack O Lantern) preceded the Great Famine period of Irish immigration and was originally associated with harvest time in general, not becoming specifically associated with Halloween until the mid-to-late 1800s. In medieval time these candle lantern were initially carved from turnips (Sengkuang).
In Malaysia the sengkuang will be skinned alive, stripped bare from its skin, sliced 1/2 cm into a few slices. They will then be topped with a generous amount thick soy bean spread (Kuah rojak hitam). A sprinkle of "Belachan/Fermented shrimp cube", "Otak udang"/Shrimp paste) grounded/blended ground nuts & sugar will add flavor. Muaaaah! If you're born in the 70's you're one lucky bugger. For a sunny day, a shaved iced ball poured over with syrup is most welcome too.
It leaves a lingering taste in your tongue. Mummy...!!! I wanna turn back the clock...

For the Malay community, the pumpkin leaves are also a popular vegetable to be cooked with coconut milk = "Masak Lemak Daun Labu" minus the terrapin meat. It’s sweet but not sugary like. Add some sweet potatoes, mash & eat it with newly cooked rice. The leaves can be an "Ulam" which you dip into "Sambal Belachan"/Pounded chilies with roasted shrimp cube. Once you've tasted it, I bet you wouldn’t even notice your mother in-law passing by!



Pumpkin made into "Labu Sira" dessert.

"Labu Sira" is pumpkin/butternut squash cooked in palm sugar. It is traditionally served during special occasions/weddings.
Pumpkin in Palm Sugar Recipe

Ingredients (Enuff to serve 3-4 clones)

1 Medium size pumpkin
5 Tablespoon sugar
2-3 Pandan leaves (Pandanus amaryllifolius)
1/2 pcs palm sugar/brown sugar
2-3 Teaspoon salt
2-3 Teaspoon liquid limestone / Kapur makan not kapur tulis (Not blackboard chalk!)


How to go about doing it.
Peel the skin, cut into half lengthwise/ quarter & sub-quarter it into small chunks or chop them (Not too small please). Spread some liquid limestone & leave it for an hour (To ensure that the pumpkin would not go overly gooey/too soft). Wash them thoroughly later & boil them with sugar, Pandan leaves & salt. Splash with water & with the ingredients on low heat, add palm sugar/brown sugar and mix. Leave it for 30 min with the lid. When they have gone tender (Checklah...not too soft), let it cool. Serve them chilled ; P

*It can stay fresh up to one week, when refrigerated.

Do you know that the chemical compounds found in pumpkin promote regeneration of damaged pancreatic cells? Resulting in increased bloodstream insulin levels. According to the research, pumpkin extract may be "a very good product for pre-diabetic people, as well as those who already have diabetes," possibly reducing or eliminating the need for insulin injections for some type of diabetics.

Labu in Malay could also suggest the calves’ size of a person, besides the normal term "Betis". No wonder John John & Faris sped ahead like a torpedo - Both of them have muscular "Labu's".
In the northern parts of Malaysia, a person's calves can also be referred as "Anak Anjing/Puppy". An old term which is rarely used nowadays.



Uncanny resemblance?

Other Labu meaning,
1) Labu sayong, a pottery craft.
2) My mom would say "Azman, skin a "Labu/Bulb" off garlic". Se-labu bawang putih = A large "Bulb" of garlic (Notice the garlic & the pottery? Uncanny resemblance to the pumpkin eh?)
3) Anatomical wise - His/her belly looks like an overgrown "Labu" or she has a nice pair of "Labu/Jugs". He he he...



Dr. Hassan & Faris


Dr. Taufik & Awie jelingan manja...aww!

Other than some history lessons & recipe to make your saliva trickle, it was a fun & fast ride with some new friends. Dr. Hassan, Faris, Dr. Taufik & Awie the firefighter. Kudos to Bokat & Bulat, u guys have improved tremendously. Syabas!!!



To Syarul Hulk, that's a fancy "PANAURELLO". Bro, with or without "Panau"/Tinea Versicolor or Pityriasis Versicolor (a condition characterized by a rash on the trunk and proximal extremities), you're still the same.
Two doctors will tell you the benefit of exercise & good eating habits. John John can tell a tale or two about nutritions.

Nutritional Value & Health Benefits for the mad cyclist.
The orange-flesh is a dead giveaway that pumpkin is a source of beta carotene which is a powerful antioxidant. Beta carotene is converted to vitamin A in the body. Vitamin A is essential for healthy skin, vision, bone development and many other functions.
Just look at me, I'm pushing 45 but with the helmet, jersey, tanned skin & slim physique, I'm a dead give away 25 year horny dude!!! Vain vain vain...
Pumpkin is also a tasty source of carbohydrates and potassium.

Nutrition Facts (1 cup cooked mashed pumpkin)
Calories 24
Protein 1 gram
Carbohydrates 5.98 grams
Dietary Fiber 1 gram

Potassium 280.6 mg
Phosphorus 36.6 mg
Vitamin A 1320 IU
Vitamin C 5.73 mg

No wonder Dr. Hassan had some mashed pumpkin in Salak town.



Last but not least, The Clan would like to wish Dr. Hassan - "Happy 49th. Birthday". Thank you for "Belanjaying/threating" RM50.
49-50 = 4950, Wah! can strike 4D, sure kena one...

Njoy Ridin' & Gobblin'!