With a smile that would melt the naughtiest boy and skin as soft as Thai silk, this petite like elf from heaven draped the garland of scented sea shells over me.
The 45 minus bus ride from the landing strip to Phuket's main area made me drool for more.
The introduction of our tour guide was often interrupted by his unstoppable hyena like laughter resembling my granny, the shaman - going into a trance. No doubt Don is quite informative & well versed about the local customs, culture, historical and contemporary heritage interpretation - Speaking in Tinglish (A mix of Thai & English), It can be pretty amusing & ticklish trying to figure out what he's really talking about. He would break out into laughter at the slightest provocation. Yeah...Tinglish can be very Ticklish...
Most of Phuket's nightlife and its cheap shopping is located in Patong, and the surrounding areas has become increasingly over-developed - blaming modernization as the cause. The actual culprits are, us humans. We encroach forest reserves, tear-up their virginity & plunder. Patong means "The forest filled with banana leaves" in Thai. When in the old days, before plastic came into picture, banana leaves was the only thing besides paper are used as wrappers.
Fresh produce from the sea, lunch in Panyee Island was so delicious , I was lucky to be seated in a table for eight. As four decided to go on a diet, I bloated my belly with crabs, squids grilled sea bass. Right after which we surveyed the caves via air-filled canoes.
Kuala Lumpur has the KL Tower and Thailand has Puget FantaSea. It’s packed with tourists, cameras are a required accessory, and there are an untold number of souvenir shops to spend money in. With building designs that are occasionally wacky, over-the-top costumes, and elephants milling about, Phuket FantaSea has all the subtlety of a mouthful of Thai chilies. But it can’t be avoided; everyone should go once.
The story isn’t easy to follow, and it doesn’t matter. Loud and funny moments interrupted by quiet, beautiful interludes do a great job conveying the emotion. The end result is a display that’s as dazzling as the sights outside the theatre. Young children, old children, and adult children all enjoy the show.
No wonder it's billed as “The ultimate cultural theme park”. Tough for me to come up with a better description. Sets slides in & go. Flooring sinks to the abyss & reemerged as a beautiful flora & fauna. Ariel Avatar like creatures hung precariously above the skies, illuminated by fluorescent. So sexy it overwhelms your soul...
A carnival village with an assortment of choices. From t-shirts to beachwear to jewelery – Everything is big, bright, ornate, and made to impress. Be an elephant's mahout for a trip around the Songbird Luminarie. Head to Simian Adventure Center where you monkey around with Darwin's cousin, sorry he's an ape bcoz he believes so - I descended from the human race.
A sea-themed arcade full of games or hop on a carousel/merry go round till you vomit, the kids are sure to love. Or visit the photo studio and dress the family in traditional Thai costumes or cross-dress Tranny like. I know, some men have a penchant for knickers...
Sagittarius, the positive extrovert sign. This half man half horse of masculine that oozes sensuality (Pleasure). Vainness is him but don't be apprehensive. His honesty (Blunt), believe in justice, have boundless imagination, very open-minded, wit, intellect with flashes of intuition. He can be too generous but never tie him down as he despises captivity & enjoys freedom of movement & the outdoors.
Once upon a time if you wanted to see boys who pretend to be girls (so well that it's hard to tell they're boys - if they still are) then you had one choice: Simon Cabaret is probably the biggest "Tranny/Transgender/Transvestite" cabaret show on earth. This show features a spectacular musical floor show performed by the world famous "Transformers". I can't help but eyeball their over-inflated assets, with a glee.
As pretty as they are, they look molded from the same cast. A tray of soft buns/cup cakes sure looks alike.
However, in Thailand, I was made to believe: Due to the considerable tolerance of the culture, the theatrical performances of men dressed as women have always been accepted and a great number of males, who feel more natural as females, find a career as cabaret performers. Well not really... Armed with a pocket size point & shoot camera, like a seasoned pro journalist - interviewed 3 lady boys & all of them agreed that a lot of men somehow treat them differently.
Who are you to judge whatever their preferences are. We always talk about racism - racial segregation. What about sexual segregation? God made us different but you decide the path that you wanna follow - the choice is yours alone...
Snap a shot with them & give some tips or you'll be hounded till kingdom come. Some cheapskate had a taste of it that nite. All of a sudden, coarse voices of displeasure started to appear. Gone were the ever loving flying kisses & love calling.
Ko Tapu (Nail Island, also sometimes referred as Khao Tapu, nail hill) is an islet located in the Phang Nga Bay, Thailand. It's a steep rocky monolith, about 20 meters tall. This rock column lies approximately 200 meters offshore of the two-islet pair known as Ko Khao Phingkan (Hills resting on each other island). The islands are located within the Ao Phang Nga National Park.
For the last nite in Phuket, like owls, we roamed around aimlesslly in nearby Patong. It's loud, it's raunchy and it's utterly unforgettable. Free transvestite performances can be enjoyed in many of the open air bars. 4-5 beauties will squeeze atop small terrazzo tables. Oogle while you can, mouth wide open in awe, saliva dripping with shock but with a mixed feelings.
Bangla Road, no see any Bangladeshi here. Lotta Male-she. It should be renamed "She-Male Road".
Nikon compact L16, RM380 only lah
Innuendo = An incredibly pleasurable experience.
Oogle = To gaze in admiration.
THAI LOVE STORY
A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend in a hotel in the Thai resort of Phuket.
After having great **x, she spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles -
something she just loved to do.
As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, "Why do you like doing that?"
"Because", she replied, "I really miss mine."
Brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Dead or Alive - **X Drive
French kisses a thing of the past
Were too young to die so we'd better live fast
The dying is easy the urge is so hard
If your looking for funking then get into my car
I'm a mercedes benz why dont you jump on in
I got a rear view mirror you can watch us in
The harder you drive the smoother i go
I got my engine running
**X drive it sees no gender or color
So lets get together and collide with each other
**X drive aw you know how it feels
Get out of my car and get under my wheels
Oh the suns coming down
The nights coming inI got a brain for business and a body for sin
So shoot like a rocket cuz my engine is hot
If you want whats forbidden baby thats what i got
Get under my wheels(x3)
Depeche Mode - Jezebel
They call you Jezebel, Whenever we walk in
You're going straight to hell, For wanted acts of sin - they say,
and that I'll have to pay, But I need you just this way.
They call you Jezebel, For what you like to wear
You're morally unwell, They say you never care for me
But what the fail to see is that your games are the key
Open their eyes to the beauty
Open their hearts to the fun
Open their minds to the idea that you don't own someone
They call you Jezebel, Whenever men walk by
They say that they can tell, The longing in your eyes is realand how you really feel
But they can't see your appeal