Monday, July 5, 2010

040710 Unikeb - Lenggeng


Cikgu Hisyam humping his new love, SOMEC



25 km dwn the road, Faris began to feel lethargic. No Power bar nor Ali's Cane/Tongkat Ali/Power Root could help. You can munch the whole trunk if you will but without enuff mileage, you'll suffer.

I'm sorry brother Faris. We didn't meant to kill you. No doubt the terrain got the better of you, you survived the ordeal. Be proud of that coz the Clan is proud of you!



In these parts, humans can be rather ingenious. Never knew that this guzzler could run on chlorophyll. As far as my brain-mass is concerned, only cows or other large domesticated ungulates could digest these greens. I was wrong.


me, Cikgu Hisyam, Faris, Rahman, Baby, Wak Jali & my reflection


Coffee shop reflection


Zoom-in of the reflection



Wak Jali had too much of Nasik Lemak Ikan Keli,
All Makchik could do was smile with a glee.
"Why r u guys tailing me?"
Coz we had too much as if it was free!



Never knew that after the "Mendom" shot, the sky got really "Mendung"/Cloudy. It wasn't just cloudy. It was as if the sky gonna crash on us at any moment.

We rolled on within the calamity,

Hoping that the darkness would go away
It clouded or minds as we hoped & pray
By the wind, it took us faraway
But who am I to say
Don't ever lead us astray
Coz we ain't gonna betray
Mere words are just hearsay,
that made my day.



Took a shelter beside a barn
Felt so cold as if we're without yarn



Unikeb-Kajang SILK-Semenyih-Lenggeng

Google route

Start at: Jalan Bangi

1. Head northeast on Jalan Bangi toward Persiaran Universiti - 1.4 km
2. Continue on Jalan Reko - 5.0 km
3. Turn left toward Lebuhraya Silk - 0.6 km
4. Slight left at Lebuhraya Silk - 2.8 km
5. Slight left to stay on Lebuhraya Silk - 0.7 km
6. Take the ramp to Jalan Semenyih - 0.4 km
7. Turn right at Jalan Semenyih - 4.8 km
8. Turn left to stay on Jalan Semenyih - 0.6 km
9. Turn left at B34 - 9.2 km
10. Continue on N34 - 6.9 km
11. Turn left to stay on N34 - 0.6 km

Arrive at: Lenggeng, Negeri Sembilan Malaysia

12. Head northwest on N34 - 0.6 km
13. Continue on N144 - 2.6 km

Arrive at: N144

14. Head west on N144 - 1.7 km
15. Turn left toward Jalan Sungai Jai - 1.8 km
16. Turn right at Jalan Sungai Jai - 1.4 km
17. Turn left to stay on Jalan Sungai Jai - 0.2 km
18. Turn left at Jalan Semenyih - 1.1 km
19. Turn right at Jalan Enam Kaki - 0.1 km

Arrive at: Jalan Enam Kaki

20. Head west on Jalan Enam Kaki - 3.3 km
21. Continue on B24 - 6.6 km
22. Turn left at B18 - 1.6 km
23. Turn left to stay on B18 - 2.2 km
24. Turn left to stay on B18 - 0.5 km

Arrive at: B18

25. Head west on B18 - 1.5 km
26. Continue on B17 - 4.6 km

Arrive at: Jalan Bangi

Monday, June 21, 2010

200610 Unikeb - Kpg Jijan

After the mêlée 2 days ago, me - self-proclaim Chief of the Clan decided to ride a much-much safer route this Sunday. I know, it's kinda boring rolling on the same route every other weekend but what choice do we have?

To just ride the Salak route has become somewhat of a "No big deal" kind of thing - No sweatlah, Kacang/peanuts - Close one eye also can lah...you know. It has just gotten too easy for us & for me in particular.

As time progressed, you'll get tougher & the minimum distance for the clan has risen from a meager 25km to an at least 70 - 130 km on a normal weekend.

Loved the minimal downhill from LBJ till Kampong Jijan. A smooth 35kph till we end up in the cross junction where we had a cuppa with Hulk's friend, humping his gleaming-virgin new bike.



me, Wak Jali, ,Bulek, Ijal, Norman, Baby, my "Hantu Raya" & Syarul Hulk

Unikeb-Salak-LBJ-Jijan


Google route

Ciao!

ManCIOCC

Saturday, June 19, 2010

180610 Never Again, KL-BBB

It's been 2 weeks since I humped the bike. 2 weeks passed - I'm supposed to take her home tonite. Rumbling Balls of Fire pestered that I take it back immediately, as someone was eying my C50.


KL Sentral, Dayabumi & the river stinks

Without further delay, the time was booked on a Friday,
Thot that it might be an easy day,
not like Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
As these times it can be a bit of a mêlée.

Oh, on what a wrong side I could be.
28 km of road morons barking up my tree.

Roads were congested beyond compare.
So much that I regretted, I just could not repair
Every junctions & turns I had to beware.
My life & limbs were at stake, that rose my hair.

Damaged done, I just had to accept the fact.
That I would never ever ride that route again.
Unless I wanna end up in a box - compact!

Route: Plaza Sentral - Bandar Baru Bangi

Google route

Mêlée - Encounter or to struggle amongst something/people. = Confusion
"The mêlée of Hari Raya shopping..."
A confused tumultuous mingling, as noisy of a crowd: the rush-hour melee.
[French mêlée , from Old French meslee , past participle of mesler , to mix ; see meddle .]
Origin: 1910–15


Confusion - Not be confused with Confucius "孔夫子"

CONFUSION
A poem by: Alphonsus

I watch the morning sun arise
and bring forth new that day
a sense of hopeless loss and fear
and watching all that lay

about my mind in tangled mess
and muddy thoughts profound.
No simple loss of innocence
could ease that scentless hound.

The morning sun, it never changes
yet never is the same.
The ice of frozen memories
melt little with its flame.

How, and who, and why, and what
the questions all abound–
the rock tied to the rope of thought
tossed random all around.

No home in thee. No home for me.
My unbound thoughts no rest.
No glassy lake of mirrored sheen
to help my mind do best.

The morning sun now in the noon.
The time goes back and forth.
Scrambled eggs of lunchtime sup
and Eastward goes the North.

And so my face goes upside-down
to match my state of brain,
and the morning sun now rise to night
to fall up-down again.



Confucius
"孔夫子"

Teacher & Philosopher
- Values & philosophies that emphasized personal and governmental morality, correctness of social relationships, justice and sincerity.

Sunday, June 6, 2010

060610 Malakoff Charity Ride - Siam

Day 3 - Siam Day

“Doa” was recited to ensure the well being of all riders. Praise to “Him”, the last trek will be soundly safe.


D TV3 guys & some other roadies









The back roads of Kelantan will normally be the last thing on anyone’s mind. To venture there is like walking into the unknown, more like crawling into a dark cave totally blind. Hidden treasures await you though.

Oh, you wouldn’t know what’s in store in these backwaters.

This time we rode right next to the a river separating Malaysia & Thailand. & every 4 kilos or so, there will be an army post to keep a lookout for illegal aliens & their non legal activities. I doubt they’ll even get out today. They rather go into hiding as the blaring sirens of the entourage smears the tranquility.

Shhhhh…At times it’s almost deserted & you can hear the rolling tyres sounds skimming over the tarmac.




Zafry Fauzi & Yazid Ismail leadin d pack

Firstly, the roadies were pampered with shades, smooth terrain & spectacular kampong scenery. We’re riding on the dark grey ribbon of tree lined rod that sits right beside Thailand.

I had always wanted to roll on the biggest chaining & the endless path was just too inviting to pass. Technically I rode substantial kilometers on the 53-11 rings & cassette. A BIG feat for an OTAI like me I must say. Well, the route was pancake-flat topped with an icing of cool tree canopies over our heads. After 2 days of mind boggling distance, the body began to acclimatize to the regime. We moved on like a heard of cattle - mowing everything in front of us.


Apai, Anuar Manan, Aini, Yazid, A Rahim Anuar & Pak Berahim

We rest awhile in Rantau Panjang….The three lady riders wanted to go shopping here but stop short as the other howled their dissatisfactions. The small townsfolk gathered in amazement of the brouhaha. We were ticked pink by the attention.


Haji Rahim & Jack

We emerged from the shadows of the canopies to be greeted by the biggest statue within these parts of our country.

Its as it time stood still. A behemoth statue of the sleeping Buddha awaits you at Wat Phothivihan in Cabang Empat, Tumpat. This statue is known as the longest sleeping Buddha in South East Asia. It is almost 40m long. There is also a sizable Thai community here. That comes to show that the Islamic state of Kelantan is tolerant to other cultures & religions, contrary to some belief. See with your own eyes…
For the tired body, the sight of the reclining body, cool relax facial expression & droopy eyed statute is enuff to make you yawn too. Probably dozing-off for a spell will do some good but time is not on our side. Tok Janggut & Apai just couldn’t resist a catnap for a couple of minutes


Finally my twin arrived!


Apai, u gotta elongate your ear. Similarities are there!

As I shot these riders mimicking the laid back statue, shrills of laughter filled the air broke the silent lucidity. I hobbled towards the commotion with my clunky SIDI’s which is definitely not made for running. To my amusement, I caught Shaharom & Anuar Manan making a clown of themselves to the delight of the Siamese foster kids.


Sleeping beauties

How heart warmed I felt after seeing young parent-less innocent faces filled with joy & beaming with at our presence. It melted my soul & made my eyes teary. As I smiled, a tear rolled down my already charred baby faced cheeks…


"Ceria" Siamese orphans

These two buffoons were jumping “Jump Rope” with frenzied clapping kids in the background. Their silly antics brightened the usually mundane life of the foster home.

“Jump Rope” - A children game of physical perseverance & not for the bulky physique. It requires a string of about 7-8 feet long. Requires good timing of the player between the act of jumping and the movement of the rope. The trick is not to get entangled within the chains of rubber bands, but nowadays they use a commercially manufactured semi rubber-plastic material with is less elasticity. Lately there has been talk that these artificial rubber bands are made from used condoms!

We left the sleeping beauty to his own devices. We’ve more kilos to cover - can’t even blink!


When we were kids, our parents couldn't afford these

On arrival at the duck restaurant, we dropped our butts to the awaiting chairs, ready to be served the best duck curry in town. Duck curry in Tumpat. Some of the guys ate without knowing it was duck’s flesh & they felt nauseous. Some even went to extend of expelling the contents of their stomach. What a waste. They don’t know what they’re missing. Duck is tastier than chicken even though ducks loves scouring the muddies. Duck? Yuck!






Lost in transit & confused


Ciannnnnnnnnnnnn...

Rolled by the seafront in Pantai Seri Tujuh & like a wizard on wheels, Anuar Manan halted the train on its tracks & stopped the speeding train from chugging over us.







3km to go, everyone got really excited & sprayed water at one another. Gone were the pain & agony of the journey. We were chucking merrily as we approached the end of our adventure.




Young old man & young boy


Malakoff's clan

We screamed with delight – arms raised in triumph as if we’ve won the World Bike Tour.


Daoh, me, Aini, Farid & Apai





I must thank everyone in Malakoff 4 such an excellently organized bike ride. The monies that we personally contributed so small & nothing compared to the sheer hard work & noble cause that you guys did. Bearing in mind, it’s our responsibility to help the less fortunate.

May the “Almighty” bless you people for the good deeds & for the successful event.

For me, I made it even though I was rather worried, skeptical & unsure of my capabilities. If not for Aini - Rambling Balls of Fire’s assurance (Kalau aku tak abis malu weh, coz she completed it!) I’d probably think twice. The distance really scared the s*** out of me.

On a normal weekend, I’d normally do an 80-100 or 130km the most but doin a 160km? You gotta be nuts! And at 3pm with the blistering afternoon sol & the entire extreme seaside wind conditions…phew. What the #$%@?!

With high spirits, we concluded the three seemable hard days into one big triumph.






Black is Beautiful!

I had fun getting sun burned & not to mentioned, eggs fried & the sausages barbecued. A dream came thru after all the sweat n tears.



KB - KT - Tanah Merah - KB

Google route - click here



Njoi da video... ManCIOCC



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